erica. she/her. multi-fandom blog.
Catching Elephant theme by Andy Taylor
Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry
Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n
It’s true and you should say it.
Я isnt R
Р isnt P
В isnt B
If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0
н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound
you mean, like, ня?
oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now
ня
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED
НЯ
НЯ
OH. GOD.
THATS SO FUNNY
This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.
Girl help people in the notes are calling me rich and privileged for owning a computer.
Hi stephanie,
I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas
tumblr i have been here for almost a decade
Took you long enough to figure it out idiot
god can you imagine glados equipped with tiktok therapyspeak. she’d be unbearable
are you in the headspace to receive negative information about your weight
my love language is testing and by not testing you’re really disrespecting my boundaries
holding space in my life for deadly neurotoxin
via ift.tt
To understand how ridiculous this is, the first successful powered airplane flew this same year, 1903
You’re understating how ridiculous
it wasn’t just the same year. it was nine days later
Number ThreeThe Third to Arrive
sticking his finger fully into his hot coffee just to feel something
Trad man got the Tie Seatbelt and the Cue Ball Gear Shift That Doesn’t Move
catgirl strip club but all the poles are scratchposts
THAT’S WHERE IT’S FROM?!
My mom accidentally joined a grieving support group (long story, she’s not grieving tho) and she’s missing it this week while visiting me and she’s VERY concerned that Lorraine, who very kindly offered to bring a baked good like mom usually would, will NOT bring the correct kind of dessert, she says citrus tarts aren’t “griefy” enough
ok so the way my mom accidentally joined a grieving support group when she’s not grieving is this:
She’s Catholic and has two churches. One is her Real Church but it’s far from her house and tbh all the nice priests have died and the new priests are either lackluster or extremely conservative so sometimes she goes to the Other Church which is closer and more liberal but which she won’t join permanently because she doesn’t want to “cede the territory” of her Real Church to the conservatives (this is all backstory for flavor don’t worry about it). Other Church once announced they were looking for volunteers for, like, a grief squad? Basically if someone was having a funeral but no one showed up to attend, the church would call in the squad and they’d mourn for the dead person and pray (which is important for Catholics because we believe you need that oomph to actually get to Heaven, don’t worry about it). Anyway mom thought that was a nice concept so the next time she went back to Real Church she asked the head usher if they wanted to put together a similar squad there. The usher was like, oh we have one of those! It’s every Wednesday night, you should join.
The miscommunication: the usher didn’t understand the purpose of the squad mom was describing, just heard “grieving and mourning” and went to the next closest thing. Because my mom showed up to the Wednesday meeting and discovered a group of widows and widowers who are there to, like, discuss their own losses?
Why didn’t my mom just leave when she realized the mistake? Great question. She had baked a cake (chocolate) thinking that would be appreciated (apparently funerals without real mourners are very short and boring) and she didn’t want it to go to waste.
She stayed in the support group!! And has been attending! For a full YEAR.
She explained to the group leader that she isn’t a widow and doesn’t have anyone to grieve but all they said was “well everyone’s lost somebody. Or will.” So now my mom goes to the weekly meeting with her baked goods because she 1) doesn’t want to be rude and leave the group and 2) apparently grieving people are the Most happy to get cookies so she gets to practice all these bonkers recipes shes wanted to try.
In mom’s opinion the best kinds of dessert for grief is chocolate and caramel, or any kind of crunchy candy confection. Lemon and cream is “not mournful enough.” She’s absolutely wild I love her
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You only need to know one thing: meow.
[Video transcript:
(Meow in the background. The meows continue through the video.)
So, (meow) today I am making… (meow) (snicker) pine- (meow) pinecone dice. (meow) (meow) My cat- (meow) He- (meow) He wants to narrate, too (meow). SHUT UP, THUNDER. (a beat.) He’s not allowed in the bedroom (meow) ‘cause he beats my other cat up (meow) and she’s in here right now (meow) so he’s throwing a fit.
Anyways, we’re making pineco- (wheeze) i lost my train of thought.
So, I use- (meow) (exasperated) pi- i can’t fucking these blank inserts (meow) to put the pinecones in (a series of meows interrupt) and then I put the pl- I had this all planned out and I was gonna explain exactly what I was doing and then the (meow)… the CAT… (meow) (a beat.) (Some purring) Can you (purring) hear that? Listen to that)(meow)
Anyways I hope you like the dice, bye.
End transcript]
my pre-gen 4 favourite pokemon and my changed-my-whole-identity-in-a-big-way post-gen 4 favourite pokemon for pokemon day